Wealthy Texas Teen Who Drunkenly Killed Four People Didn't Wind Up Behind Bars But In Rehab

This reminds me of
Too big to fail:
File this one under
Too rich to jail.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-echochambers-25374458

 

 

Troubled Ballplayer Matt Bush, While Drunk, Crashes Into Man On Motorcycle

In baseball, the hit and run
Can be fun.
But in the real world as such
Not so much.