Berlusconi Accused Of Paying Off Girls Who Attended His “Bunga Bunga” Sex Parties

I've got nothing at all to add to this headline ---
It's just that I will always sprint
At an opportunity to see the words "bunga bunga"
Have a chance to appear in print.


http://apnews.myway.com/article/20131129/DAAC9HFG2.html

Berlusconi Has Kind Words For Former Fascist Dictator

Silvio, trust me: it’s a big problem --- not

One that’s remotely teeny ---

To reach back to the last century’s pages

So you can praise Mussolini.

A lot of us are hoping this will wind up

As your final finito

And you’ll soon be history like your old

School paisan Benito.

Your reinterpreting history has a way of

Making the most basic facts hurt:

In other news, your dyed hair will look

Lovely with any blackshirt.

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20130127/DA42MUS82.html