Wildstein’s Specially Created Port Authority Job Had No Job Description: He Got $150,000 A Year To Spy For Christie

Wouldn't it have been
More cost-effective
To have just hired a
Private detective?

I've just emailed the Port Authority
And then I eagerly proposed
That I replace Wildstein. (Damn it,
The position has been closed.)

http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/2014/02/port_authority_eliminates_director_job_created_for_wildstein.html#incart_river