Republicans insist Andrew Breitbart
(This takes a great deal of guile)
Was like Abbie Hoffman or Jerry Rubin
Just from the other side of the aisle.
This kind of disingenuous revisionism
May sound good off the cuff
But fails to make much sense because
It's not thought through enough.
Breitbart would've given Abbie & Jerry
Sharp elbows and a shove
Far too concerned with both war & hate
To ponder peace & love.
The old school icon he resembles more
With vicious rages and sorties
Is Joseph McCarthy who also died quite
Young while still in his forties.
He passed away (wait for it) of "natural causes."
Don't waste your breath ---
Those lies that rode shotgun for his entire life
Persist even after his death.