The Current State Of The GOP

Republicans, when push
Comes to shove, earn
The reputation of not
Knowing how to govern.

To hell with that: they’re
Far more inclined
To show how much rage
Is on their mind.

Who cares who gets nominated
At their convention?
What they really are in need of
Is an intervention.

Yesterday Was The Birthday Of The Guy Who Shot JFK

Fox News, the internet
And cable TV
Were not around back
In 1963.

One of those things would have
Got him
Long before Lee Harvey Oswald
Shot him.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/22/article-2373793-1AED2DED000005DC-431_634x541.jpg

 

Kevin McCarthy Drops Out Of Race For House Speaker

Ever since his Benghazi-Hillary gaffe,
We’ve watched his troubles mount:
He still can’t speak well but it does
Appear that he knows how to count.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2015/10/08/house-majority-leader-kevin-mccarthy-drops-out-of-race-for-house-speaker/

Fallout From Kevin McCarthy's Massive Benghazi & Hillary Blunder

House Republicans all of a sudden
Are now not on a roll ---
Instead of doing damage, they’re
Doing damage control.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/kevin-mccarthy-statement-benghazi-truth

 

During His U.S. Trip, Did Pope Francis Really Have A Private Audience With Kim Davis?

This matter has been cleared up --- true or
False? I’ll give you a hint:
Through a spokesman, the Pontiff basically
Said, “Oh, no you di’int!”

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/oct/02/pope-francis-kim-davis-audience-gay-student

 

The New McCarthyism Against Majority Leader McCarthy

The poor dumb bastard made
An epic fail of a goof ---
Asked about Benghazi, Kevin
Foolishly told the truth.

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/livewire/kevin-mccarthy-benghazi-explanation-fox