Hold On: Issa Is Mad At Secret Service Chief Julia Pierson For White House Security Breaches?

Considering his loathing for President Obama
Why would Darryl want to peddle
Such complaints? I bet those lapses thrilled him
And he’d like to give her a medal.

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/10/01/us/lawmakers-grill-secret-service-chief-over-white-house-breach.html?_r=0



 

Alleged Shooter Of State Troopers May Be Holed Up In A Huge Abandoned Hotel With A Supernatural History

What now makes this whole
Thing novel
Is it’s turning into a Stephen
King novel.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_POLICE_BARRACKS_SHOOTING?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Kris Jenner Files For Divorce

In related news, Bruce Jenner (sources
Now insist he can)
Admit he’s “consciously uncoupling”
From being a man.

After his sex change is completed, he’ll
Look different but still dapper
And will later marry an NBA star after
Making a sex tape with a rapper.

http://www.latimes.com/entertainment/gossip/la-et-mg-kris-jenner-divorce-bruce-jenner-split-20140922-story.html

 

Vice Chair Of Arizona Republicans Resigns After Saying Poor Women Should Be Sterilized

 

Considering how Neanderthal the GOP’s become
One can understand the commotion ---
Party elders should have thought about this more
And given Russell Pearce a promotion.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/arizona-gop-official-resigns-after-saying-poor-women-should-be-sterilized/

 

 

Michael Vick, Ray Rice, Adrian Peterson

Beat your dog, your wife, your child.
As long as there are end zone dances
League officials look the other way:
Another round of second chances.

Beat your wife, your dog, your child.
No matter if the media is caught up
In a frenzy, it’ll pass soon enough ---
“This is the way I was brought up.”

Beat your child, your dog, your wife.
Don’t think this is fatal at all. Should
You panic, just remember your faith ---
“God told me that ‘it’s all good.’”

Why Rep. Sanford Wrote A Long And Embarrassing Facebook Rant On How He’s Breaking Up With His "Soul Mate"

Because the thing no one on
His staff dares to do
Is say, “Mark … the truth is
No one cares but you.”

https://www.facebook.com/RepSanfordSC/posts/280140345529087

The New Math In The 21st Century

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7,
8, 9-11.

What Corrupt Politicians Will Take Away From Former Governor Bob McDonnell’s Corruption Conviction

When it comes to bribes, cash is better than gifts:
Go ahead & take as much as you can steal
Because if things don’t go your way with the jury
You can then use it to finance your appeal.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/mcdonnell-jury-in-third-day-of-deliberations/2014/09/04/0e01ff88-3435-11e4-9e92-0899b306bbea_story.html