Michele Bachmann Won’t Seek Reelection

Campaign-related ethics charges are pending but

The thing that’s undeniably most odd

Is she could face jail time for the creepy way she

Used to whisper, “Je-hooo-vahh God.”

To The Cowardly Terrorists Who Murdered That British Soldier In London

You hit him with your car, then used sharp knives.
Each of you is such a fraud ---
Afraid to fight fair, you hid behind your vehicle as
You also hide behind your god.

Boasting into that stranger’s cell phone, one of you
Looked both bloody & sweaty
Utterly clueless of the damage to your religion that
You just did with your machete.

Truth be told, I don’t know much about any religion.
However, the thing that doesn’t fly I’ve
Concluded is after hearing of that soldier’s killing
That Allah wanted to give a high-five.

A Thought About That Video Of Witherspoon’s DUI-Related Arrest

When Reese says, “Do you know
My name?” (which I love a lot)
She’s indignant. It’s not because
She’s so drunk that she forgot.