“Hi, Donald. I’m Oprah. Don’t get up.
I’m sure to you this seems tragic
But the handwriting was on the wall
In how you talked about Magic.
I know this is a bit awkward but the reason
That you do have to sell
The team is not because you’re a racist but
Simply because you smell.
Oh, and being a minority-hating slumlord
Is nothing anyone could cheer.
Whatever. We’re done --- please just sign
Right here and here and here.
One more little thing --- smile and say cheese!
Got it! I guarantee that I am
As soon as possible going to make sure & put
This selfie of us on Instagram."
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